MEGMONNIFFET

Whe ate the West End
burra meg-wi-mony-feet
a mazelin' caterpillar
green on green, eatin' aal the housin'
eatin' us te nowt
pauseless

MARRA

Off the bus:
Thanks marra.
Out the shop:
Ta, marra.
Sighting:
How marra!
Jus' az in the Bible:
Whe's me marra, like?

MIZZLED

Snap the Dragon
oot o' the mist
he rollied nigh
then mizzled off

MAK AN' MANNER

Thors aal mak n manner o tiuthbrushes.
Aa seen yan wi a lolly (tongue) cleaner on't!
Fer its not what gans in the gob that matters, ye knaa,
but what comes oot...