BUTTERLOWEY

flitter-glenty
   patchy-view
      butter-
blue-chaak, brown-lime.
The butterlowy
flees ower dyke
oota sight

BOGGART

Whee's lurkin' in the neuk o' wor hyem?
howay wi ye, boggart!
ne mair lopperin th' milk an' cocklin in the kettle.
Oot ye gan!
Leggo the cat!
Leggo the wa'!
Leggo o' me, ye little tinker!
Hilly-howley's hyem for ye
o'er the dyke an' lang th' lee
wi all the proggly urchin company.
Oot wi' ye!

BIUKS

goaded 'yont blushin'
the wrestler
(gross, unfavourite)
gollers to the ringside
"Ye're nex', ye aud cow!"

An' thor's me
gollerin' "Nut on th' biuks!"
at a drucken ganny
stannin' hor beor doon on mi stall.

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Seaham Carnival
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